Watch Out! Sublime Bronze Tanning Wipes

There are some things a girl just shouldn't do, and attempting to get a quick, streak-free tan with a wipe is one of those. I've never actually used a L'Oreal Sublime Bronze product before, but friends have raved about the rest of the range, so I thought I'd be safe with their wipes. With no time to do a full-on bronzing for a Saturday night out, I decided to give a wipe a go (they promise a streak-free tan which begin show after an hour). Alas, I should have trusted my better judgement. The tan didn't show for hours, and the following morning I woke up looking like someone (with a bad aim) had thrown a tin of orange paint at me. Streaky ankles and feet, great big white patches on my calves...and don't even get me started on my knees. Now, I'm ghostly pale and well versed on the rules of applying fake tan. I followed the rules on the back of the pack to the letter, made sure to cover and re-cover every inch of my legs, and still ended up looking like I'd been tangoed. So don't say I didn't warn you - use these at your own risk!