So Catherine Zeta Jones is launching a perfume. Yawn. Whatever happened to making a scent just because it smells nice? Or even just because it smells different. I very much doubt Mrs Douglas will launch anything other than a bland crowd pleaser. She's also planning to launch a range of beauty products, rumoured to include sun care, hair care and deodorants. Sorry Catherine, but I just don't care. And just 'cos you is famous, it doesn't mean we want our armpits to whiff just like yours.
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