Dessert Deliciously Kissable Belly Button Fragrance created by Jessica Simpson
This, incredibly, is not a joke. Someone really did think that a fragrance specifically for your belly button was "a provocative new concept in scent for the new frontier in erogenous zones". That person, I was unsurprised to find out, is Jessica Simpson. The girl who thought Buffalo wings were actually made from buffalo.
The roll on fragrance will give your belly button shimmer, sweetness, and *shudder* "flavor". It used to be priced at £26, but it's now reduced down to £17. Which, quite frankly, is not cheap enough.
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that's gross...how about cleaning your belly button instead of slapping on glossy/tasty perfume...cringe-worthy
Posted by: earthling | May 25, 2007 6:33 PM