- Despite our ribbing of it, Calkin Klein's CKIN2U is actually a best seller. Just who is buying this? 'Cos it ain't us. [The Motley Fool]
- Prince's perfume, 3121, will be released this summer. The makers say, "we have been working intimately with Prince on this innovative project and are thrilled to share the stage with a true creative genius." If you say so. [Cosmetics International]
- Joan Collins is to appear at Harvey Nichols to promote Age-Less 15 Skin Signalling Serum, which she credits with helping her look young. Er, nothing at all to do with cosmetic surgery or toy boys then? [Harvey Nichols]


