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Be ready for the paparazzi with the Lindsay Lohan arrest beauty kit

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Much as I think Lindsay Lohan is an idiot, there's no denying that she managed to look good in her police mug shot. But her quote about accepting what nature gave her? Pah! So blonde is your natural hair colour, right Lindsay? When you need to scrub up in a hurry (hopefully not because you've been arrested), yet look 'naturally' gorgeous, here's what you (and Lindsay) could use...

1. Miss a kit tool. HQHair say Lindsay owns a pair of these beauty swiss knife tools, which includes tweezers (not a brow out of place on that mug shot), a mirror (for last minute checks) and a flashlight - ideal for strategic lighting. Try to avoid the bottle opener and pill box, though...

2. Bumble and Bumble Dry Shampoo. I very much doubt that carefully tousled look is an accident. Bumble and Bumble's dry shampoo in blonde hides dark roots and creates tousled waves in an instant. Snap shot or mug shot, you'll be putting your best hair forward.

3. Dior Show Mascara. Create last minute show stopping lashes and create a scene (just not an illegal scene) with this lash exploding mascara.

4. Soap and Glory Sexy Mother Pucker in nude. Aaaand pout! For an instant papparazzi-loving lips, slick on some of this for a non-obvious inflation.

Disclaimer: We're in no way condoning drink-driving. Don't do it. Ever. Sizzling in photos? Continue to do that.

Like that? Try this: The Victoria Beckham blonde-o-meter | Lindsay Lohan is cheap - get her curls for £1.99

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Comments

I numbers 3 and 4 and love them both to bits. I use them daily and would reccomend them to anyone

Posted by: xx~shopping-princess~xx | July 31, 2007 4:13 PM

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