Either those policemen aren't so hot on their spelling, or they had a go with these Remington Shine Straighteners (usually £45), and weren't so keen on them. Either way, £1 for any pair of straighteners is a bargain, shite or not, and if you can get yourself down to Torquay poilce station to collect them, and don't mind straightening your hair with stolen goods, they're yours.
Via The Register. (thanks to Kat for the tip)
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