Now getting my bits, um, re-adjusted has never really been that high on my list of priorities. After all, the closest I get to beauty treatments in that area is a bikini wax and I'm uncomfortable with that (I blame it on my upbringing). So when I heard about Designer Laser Vaginoplasty hitting the UK shores, I was all in a tizz.
Then again, I appreciate that I haven't yet had kids, and that might change my whole outlook on the procedure. Jordan has spoken out on this matter, saying, 'Women who've had kids will know what I'm talking about, sometimes you're not as tight down there as you'd like afterwards. I'll probably get a couple of extra stitches put in while they're down there!' Well now she doesn't have to travel stateside to get this, as Professor PKW Dartey has just opened a Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Centre in Harley Street.
So just what does he do?
Well basically, designer Laser Vaginoplasty surgery uses lasers to cut the tissues without destroying them. This means you get to restructure the area with minimal pain and scarring, as well as being able to go home straight afterwards.
They can also treat the Vulva and perineum, and even perform a Hymenoplasty if you long to be a born again virgin. On the plus side, it can be done to increase 'sexual gratification'. Oo-er!
For further information about the UK Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation & Designer Laser Vaginoplasty Centre telephone 020 8232 5452 or freephone 08700 669 284 or check out the website.
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