There are so many spas nowadays, that everyone is trying new gimmicks to stand out, and the latest oddity to hit the block is a spa with a dedicated WOMB ROOM. No, not some sort of new age birthing area, but a room 'designed to re-create the journey of life starting with where it all began: the womb.'.
The description is such that I feel it best to show you it verbatim, as I don't even need to paraphrase to make it funny. Oh, OK, maybe I'll just play a bit with bold and Italics.
'The womb room treatment is part of the hotel's 'Spa Experience' which includes 15 rooms designed to take you on a memory journey through life. Entering the room through the neck of a uterus fashioned out of pink carpet, guests find themselves in a low-lit room, with pink carpet splashed with vermillion fabric revolving to simulate a giant umbilical cord, and are blood-coloured waterbeds designed to indicate the amniotic sac. To aid the process of unwinding once guests lie down on the beds, breathy music is played to re-create the noises heard from within the womb. '
So whaddya think? Will you be heading back to the womb? Should sort out those Mother issues forever... At least you won't have to hang out there in a Woody Allen style sperm suit.. hopefully.
The Womb Room can be found at the Corallium Spa at Gran Canaria's 4* Lopesan Costa Meloneras resort.