Wow. Those Americans, eh? Last night was the American Music Awards in Los Angeles and frankly the red carpet was pretty underwhelming. But the beauty certainly didn't lack for excitement with Ke$ha and Nicki Minaj on the scene. Now, I like studded everything. But studded eyebrows? Um, no. Ke$ha was apparently looking for a way to up the drama on her already ridiculous faux hawk she's been sporting lately and also indulged her penchant for unattractive nontraditional lipsticks. Less extreme but perhaps just as ugly is Nicki Minaj's two-tone hair. I also like two tone hair! I am not a beauty purist. But this green... with the dress... and the scary face. Why? Why are we trying to scare the kind viewers of the AMAs?