Woman arrested for calling 911 to complain about manicure: MyFoxORLANDO.com
No, really. Apparently confused by reading too many headlines like the one above, a Florida woman actually called emergency services after a manicure during which she felt the technician cut her nails too short. She called 911 (the American equivalent of 999) not once, but four times over the issue and is now in jail for abuse of the service.
"I need to press charges. I just went to a business and they did not treat me well," the woman said in the calls. Dialing so many times was a mistake, though. She says she couldn't use her cell phone properly because her nails were too long. (As well as too short - her original complaint?)